Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Learn it by listening
|Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Signs you are a Canadian
1. You stand in “line-ups” at the movie, not lines.2. You’re not offended by...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.