The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...