Quotes
* Personally, I think that people who say they wish they had their lives...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
Marketing translations
|Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be...
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Turmoil In Heaven
Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...