When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
RELATIVES-(Classic Poem)
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,I got married to a widow...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot…
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor…
The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor “Big...