Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Hard To Get
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...