What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
My feminine side
Bob, who’s gay, decides to go out for a good timeand ends up at...
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
At the blood donor clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...