Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
The FAA Inspection
|With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to...