Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Three guys are discussing women…
Three guys are discussing women.”I like to watch a woman’s tits best,” the first...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.