One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why are men like blenders?
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
What is a stable?
|Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story...
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Q: What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?A: Nothing, you...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
BUY YUGO WAR BONDS
BUY YUGO WAR BONDSFor $25 US dollars you can invest in the future of...