Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?
Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....