What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
That is ONE!
A middle aged rancher in pioneer days of old, had growen tired of working...