Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked…
Down in Florida, two widows were talking and one asked the other, “Do you...
Programmer And An Engineer
A Programmer and an Engineer were sitting next to each other…A Programmer and an...