In the ravine.
One day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
boat troubles
During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...