Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant…
What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
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A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...