Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
On the Train
A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop…
This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...