Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?
What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around...
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Drive through the drive thru in reverse and let your passenger order. Ask prices...
Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
A crying shame!
A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...