Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
You know you’re Middle Aged if…
You?ve come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.The...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Indecent Exposure
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...