Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Drinking fault finder
|A solution to all of your drinking troublesSymptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and...
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle…
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...