Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say
10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I’m tired of being just friends.9. Go...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?
Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can’t stand...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...