After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute…
After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took$300 out...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...