The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Gravol Label
I just bought some Gravol for my kids. It’s even called “Gravol for Children”....
Homemade Bargain Gift
Here’s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....