Just a memory!
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami.They...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
As Hostage Taker: Demand to speak only with FBI agents Fox Mulder and Dana...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....