Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
A man walked into a pub with an Ostrich and a Pussy Cat. He...
Lawyer In Hell
A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. “You will be spending...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
Pilot to tower…
Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children…
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children, but nothing worked.So...
The Final FBI Test
There is an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Ukranian and the are in their...