If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
You know you’re in the wrong church when…
TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN A BAD CHURCH10. The church bus has...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...