How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Clinton’s Son
What happened to Chelsea Clinton’s younger brother?Monica swallowed him!
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...