Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting...
Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
|What is red and dangerous?Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...