Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Who’s got a bigger crotch?
There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussinghow much their...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...