Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
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Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
A woman was thinking about finding a pet…
A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
OLD NEVER DIES 12
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