A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Little Mermaid
Three fellows walking along the beach noticed a mermaid sitting on a rock swishing...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
There were two people having sex in a car…
There were two people having sex in a car. They finished upand the guy...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...