The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Lost all my luggage
McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...