Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....
Bloke is drinking at a pub…
Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,...
What is another term for cunnilingus?
What’s another term for cunnilingus? Genital Slurpees.