Changed my mind!
This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Bad Santa
A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one...
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?
How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Polish Hockey Team
Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.
Getting a new deputy
|The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not...