Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
I’ve got good and bad
|I’ve got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
As the end of the day drew near…
As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
I received a letter from my bank the other day…
I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,”This is the...
The fucking lights
Tith the sun beginning to rise, the cabin of the jetliner was suddenly illuminated....
Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...