Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Sex Is A Killer
A guy went to his doctor full of anger. “Doc,” he said, “I feel...
What Am I Doing?
The brash young gynecologist, fresh out of medical school, took one look at his...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Dog with no legs
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs?A. Right where you left...
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college…
The dean of women at an exclusive girl’s college was lecturing her students on...
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...