Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
Try to spell that name
|A traffic Policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Your Momma’s so stupid…
Your momma’s so stupid, she looked over a glass wall!
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...