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Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
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He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He...
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
May I speak to the conductor
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Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
A Daughter’s Letter Home
Dear Mom and Dad, It has now been three months since I left for...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Careful what you wish for
There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a...