Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Donkey Raffle
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an...
The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Fired Up
A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...