A name for a penis
A guy walks into a bar … once inside, he realizes it’s a gay...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant…
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant and discussed his options with his doctor....
Child of the 80′s (super long)
You might be a child of the 80′s if…… you have deep, personal relationships...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...