Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked…
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with...
Blind Date!
A girl goes on a blind date.The blind date hadn’t been all that great,...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...
Hair Growth
A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...