What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Bring riches with you
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved...
Motherinlaw’s Funeral
A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...