Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making…
Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great...
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
I only ordered a double
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I know you were drunk yesterday
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Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...