Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?
How do you piss your girlfriend of when your having sex?Call her up
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Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
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What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
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Escalators
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Marriage quotes 02
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Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
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