own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Wearing Polish Underwear
Q: How did the Polish mother teach her son which way to put his...