Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward…
Mister Smith rushes into the maternity ward, “What’s wrong?What’s the emergency?”"Oh, Mister Smith, your...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Jokes about Ireland
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey…
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether...
Bathroom control
One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...