Yo momma 3 times.
Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.Your momma so fat…shes on...
Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle…
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large...
Thank you for the emails
THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...