Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Dog jokes 03
|Q: What is a dog’s favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
Real Man Knows When She Orgasms
How does a real man know whenever his girlfriend is having an orgasm?A real...