Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other…
Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at thelocal bar. One...
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
Eternal Marriage
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple...