The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Rob the supermarket
|A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...