At an auction
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Bill Gates picks his own punishment
|Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
Mamma’s got back
Your mamma is so fat, when daddy told her to haul ass she had...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...