Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives…
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Does your wife ever …...
Ghost
One night, at a party, The host asked his guests:”How many here believe in...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.