Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Amish Couple
Hear about the Amish couple that was getting a divorce after 55 years of...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
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Q. – How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed?A....
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...